My Poor Bum!!

So, wed. night coming home on the bus I fell against the seat and massacred my buttocks!!!  I have a bruise the size of Wyoming on my right cheek and its so swollen I can't wear jeans.   It's higher up than the part you sit on but if I lean back at all it is very owie!!!!  Now my back hurts from lack of support and my bum hurts from MAJOR bruising and I'm tired and crabby cuz you can't sleep with a sore bum.  Hopefully all this whining will help me get over myself and get on with my life.   P.S. stairs are no fun!!!!